She was very clear that there were many people who will try to bring me down but she was not clear on the fact that I, my own self, would self doubt and be the biggest obstacle to success if I let my thoughts take control. She was brought up in the 60s and 70s and wanted me and my generation of women to be strong and say fuck it to all of the norms and rules of society, and while this is an important lesson to learn for a young girl, it is not your biggest enemy.
Your biggest enemy are the voices in your head telling you that you are not good enough or you cannot accomplish what you want to do in life.
Fast forward to my 20s. I am living alone in Atlanta working at a job I really did not love but it was the job I got out of grad school so it was the right thing to do right? I made very little money but gained good experience and lots of good friends while in Atlanta, but I ended up moving back to Gainesville where I got married to my first husband, because, that was the next step right?
That is what we are supposed to do at that age! A year later I was a new mom and my marriage was falling apart. I do not regret this a single bit but it was tough to say the least. Believe me when I say that I started to believe I was not capable of a loving and solid relationship that would last. Fast forward to my 30s where I am married to my second husband who is seemingly amazing and perfect and a year or so into that I am a mommy again.
A few years later this marriage was falling apart. I tried my best to fix it but it just could not work and BOY did I feel like the biggest failure of a lifetime! Two babies from two different dads made me feel like I was going to be called to be on the Maury Povich show any minute. At this point I was just a stay at home mom and had no job so I of course felt like a total loser in that I had no idea how I would go back to work and support myself and be a mom.
When life give you lemons right? I picked myself up, still with all of the self inflicted judgement that was going on in my head, and I pursued a passion I had always wanted to pursue. I could write an entire novel on how much I adore my job but if you follow me on social media you get enough of that on the daily so I will spare you the gory details. One of the continuing education Album) I earned early on was the Level 1 Nutrition Coach through the Nutrition Coaching Institute.
I originally thought I was way too busy with two kids, 17 coaching hours a week, and very much needed me time and time with my fiance, to actually use this new certification but one day a member at OTF approached me and asked if I could help her. Dick: Is there any gum in the wrapper? Kaldur: No, but I twisted the wrapper in the shape of a flower.
Fun fact! If you actually call that number you'll hear a message from Gary from Legends of Tomorrow because this was the number John Constantine used in the show and I just thought it was funny. I have a very important question for you Mr. Birthday Boy Artemis: How long will it take you to get ready for school Baywatch: like right now? Roy: Happy birthday Walls!! Roy: Did you get the present I sent you?
Ginger 1: oh, you mean the wonderful bulk pack of fake mustaches that arrived on my doorstep this morning like an orphaned baby? Roy: Happy birthday man. Megan: Behold!!!! Dick: Yes daddy? Her name is Stacy and we gave her sunglasses so she can assert her dominance over the other babies. Megan: What made you pick the name Stacy? My heart hangs heavy in the wake of this loss. And slightly nauseated. You know, the one where you partner up with someone and take care of a fake baby for a week?
For the sake of my son and my beloved husband Roy: Please stop. Kaldur: I never liked kids, but the birth of my daughter has changed my views completely and I plan to do everything I can to make sure she has a good life. Roy: Why. Wally: speaking of… Kaldur: Zatanna and I are taking Stacy to the park so she can socialize with the other children, would any of you like to come? Are not real!!! Wally: can you please stop yelling? I need a goddamn Advil. Zatanna: u know roy, maybe this negative attitude is why kaldur chose me to carry his child and not u.
Conner: theres nothing fake about them, ive had to change bobalinas diaper four times today Conner: its probably from all those cheetos ive been feeding her Wally: bobalina is teething already? Rye Bread: How did the party go? Wonder Bread: Good! What do you plan on doing? Crouton: Gonna learn to play the cello. Dick: Do you think you can take Babadook Boi third period, darling?
I have plans to play basketball with the fellas during gym The Rock: But pumpkin, you know I have a chem lab that period. The Rock: Well what was I supposed to do? Kaldur: Do you think we can schedule our biweekly video chat for tomorrow instead of ? It is my turn with Stacy the next morning and I need to be well rested.
Is it cool if we save it for Saturday? Kaldur: Oh. That is fine. Kaldur: Can I ask why you need to reschedule? Roy: Nothing big, I just have a lot on my plate lately. Kaldur: Okay. Megan: He fell asleep watching Hello Megan reruns Conner: what can i say? The light of my life. My sole descendant. Now lying at the bottom of smencil stairs.
Kaldur: This is the saddest day of my entire life. Roy: What do you want, Jade? Contact added: Jade Nguyen Jade: It's about time. Are you fucking kidding me? Do you have any idea how many months I spent trying to get over you??
Convincing myself that it was somehow MY fault you left, because I wasn't good enough to deserve your love or something.
And why the HELL would you choose to contact me of all people before your own sister?? Wally contemplates mermaid nutrition, Ed is a chronic procrastinator, and Artemis reconnects with Jade for the first time in two years. Megan: Wally, do you want us to get naked with you? Wally: wELL, Wally: consider, for a moment, our magical friends the mermaids Megan: Always Wally: And how pretty much every living thing needs water to survive, but mermaids live in the ocean and that water is undrinkable because salt dehydrates and all that Wally: so they would need some other way to ingest liquids Dick: They….
Dick: I mean. Conner: which one is that? Dick: Can I go skydiving? Bruce: No. Dick: Please? Dick: How is jumping out of a plane with a parachute any more dangerous than doing trapeze without a net?
Dick: You hear that? Artemis: She did. Artemis: How should I know?? The last time I talked to Jade was an argument the night she packed up and bailed on everyone who cared about her, so it's safe to say that my sense of logic took one look at this shitshow and flew to Hawaii for a vacation until further notice Zee: did she say anything about why she picked now to come back?
Artemis: Nope. Ed: I need help Cassie: Does it involve a swimming pool? Ed: What does that even mean Cassie: Sorry I gotta go, there are swimming pools that need me Cassie Sandsmark is now offline. You never stop talking about it. Ed: Thanks so much for pointing that out Jaime: Anytime, buddy. Violet: That is not good. Pretty please? Pretty pretty please with rainbow sprinkles on top?
Ed: What about you, Vi? You mean it? Megan: Just finished sending in my college applications!!! What other colleges have you applied to? Wally: no? Have you done your college apps yet? Conner: ….
Conner: im working on it Dick: Deadlines are coming up soon Dick: It might be a good idea to start making plans for your future and all that Conner: i know.
I think he has begun studying for his finals early. Megan: Good for him! Wally: hey beautiful, how are you holding up? Blondie: … Wally: : Blondie: Fine, sure. Or an accountant Wally: heck yeah. Kaldur: Though I am not above considering that my success may in part be due to the fact that I am black, bisexual, and moderately beautiful.
Kaldur: So? Kaldur: What will they do, fire me? Klarion sits at my lab table and I need to make sure he sees my shoelessness for the display of dominance that it is.
Artemis: Good news! Artemis: Roy fucked my sister and now I need therapy. Artemis: Hey Artemis: So I talked to Jade today Artemis: If it helps, I had no idea about any of this. I have her address if you want it Artemis: I met her, you know.
Roy: I want to buy some weed. Douchebag Psimon: Well color me impressed, Harper. Do you have the stuff or not? Douchebag Psimon: Works for me. How much do you want? Roy: All of it. Artemis teaches Wally how to drive, the presidential race comes to a close, and the folks celebrate Thanksgiving! Except for Roy. He's still having a bad time so he doesn't get to have Thanksgiving. Klarion: do u have the spanish homework That Dick Kid: How did you get this number?
Klarion: saw it written on a bathroom stall Klarion: do u have it? Album) fdfghbjnkmj Nothing! Lemonade: kjhgfghjhgjh Lemonade: Just hjkkj54k dropped it in a bowl of rtyuioiuyt pudding One Black Coffee: That seems pretty broken to me Chamomile: nac i evah ru dlo enohp nehw u teg eht wen eno? One Black Coffee: Great, you too. Gfghj65r43k55k35j One Black Coffee: I hang out with weird people. Or zucchinis for that matter. Conner: did he break his other arm or something? I keep calling him but it goes straight to voicemail.
Zatanna: emas, i detnaw ot llet mih tuoba eht ytterp elttil srail nosaes elanif tub i kniht sih enohp si ffo Dick: Was that english?? Artemis: He Artemis: Nope Artemis: I met her the other day. Is he happy? Is he upset? Is he going to meet her? Wally: come on, can you imagine sith lord darth vader changing a diaper? Kaldur: Of course he can. Roy will be fine. Kaldur: He just needs time. Bart: wally and I always compete to see who can steal the most food before the platters make it to the table.
Gonna be crash Violet: I am very excited for my first American Thanksgiving! I have made a lot of friends in America, so I count that part as a very good win. Cassie: Oh my god???? That part was fun. Jaime: Hate to say it, but I feel you Violet. D: Raquel: How??
I thought you had it in the bag after you announced your plan to plant carrots in the courtyard so bunnies would visit and turn us into a Snow White school Kaldur: So did I!! Kaldur: Apparently Klarion brought his cat to school today, which has swayed an awful lot of people to his side. It was so cute, I nearly voted for him. Conner: how much longer do you have until the polls are closed? Kaldur: The final ballots will be cast tomorrow at the end of the school day. No more waiting around for them to vote for you on their own Raquel: You could Kaldur: Good idea, but I think it needs to be something original.
Conner: take a bath in glitter glue? Raquel: Pool party in the basement? Kaldur: Too many spiders floating around in the pool. Kaldur: I believe so, why? Artemis: I need you all to meet me behind the school building at midnight and bring as much bubble wrap as you can carry.
Dick: Kaldur I have never been prouder of anyone in my entire life. Kaldur: But you know I am not technically president until they announce it to the rest of the student body the morning we come back from break, right? Artemis: So? Conner: remember that guy tommy terror from last year? I won the presidency. Kaldur: Roy? Are you there? Artemis told us about your daughter. Have you met her yet?
Kaldur: I understand if you need space to sort through everything, but just know that you have people who care about you, okay?
Far from it, actually. Kaldur: I have to go, Wally is drinking strawberry syrup and I need to take a video. Kaldur: Call me when you get the chance, okay? I love you. Bartemis: … Casserole: Because we like you Conner: hmmm Conner Kent has left the conversation. Casserole: Nope Casserole has added Conner Kent to the conversation. Conner: stop that Conner Kent has left the conversation. Bartemis has added Conner Kent to the conversation. Conner Kent has left the conversation. Dinah: What time is your plane getting in?
Dinah: Are you serious? When did this happen? Dinah: You never told us about any job Roy: Just started yesterday. Dinah: Aw, I was looking forward to seeing you. Talk to you later. Dinah: Happy Thanksgiving honey!! Wally finally gets his cast off, the freshmen discuss pickles, and Conner wants to do something nice for Megan. Artemis: How long have you been waiting to bust out that one Dickhead? Gotta be a whore five times daily or my kidneys will fail Zatanna: happy hanukkah month everyone!!!
Kaldur: Do you remember that red shirt I wore for my birthday party? The one that you stole like a thieving boyfriend raccoon while I was in the pool? Did you happen to take that to college with you? Kaldur: It is my first official day as student body president and I want to look Fancy so my peers respect my altogether-meaningless-but-important-to-me authority. Kaldur: … Kaldur: I guess you are too busy to talk again? I will just wear the green one then. Kaldur: In case you are reading this, I miss talking to you.
A lot. Kaldur: Please contact me soon so I know you are okay. Never mind Raquel: What about lemon squares? Wally: exactly. Artemis: Wally Artemis: Are you the one who drew Lenny faces all over my calculus homework?
Garfield: why are pickles the only pickled food we call pickles? Violet: I do not think that is the question he was asking. Steph: ooooh what about pickled candy canes. Megan: Are you dying? Megan: I love you too! Megan: Just That whole time all I wanted to do was curl up into a ball and die Megan: But now whenever I look back on that time and think about what I had to go through in order to get to where I am now, I feel kind of Megan: It just makes me wonder a lot if I have the right to be upset at my family when they might very well be the reason I'm not some closeted, insecure bitch who only cares about herself Megan Have you got anything harder?
Douchebag Psimon: that depends. Roy: Whatever you have that will let me forget everything for five goddamn seconds. Douchebag Psimon: I can do that. So how's everyone doing in quarantine? Conner: yes Kaldur: Waterbender for me! Now you have done it, Zee. Megan: Dang flabbit Zatanna Zatanna: what? Conner: saw a snail today…. Conner: perhaps. Wally: in fair verona where we lay our scene Are you okay? Adams will notice if I skip out on his class for one day Blondie: What do you say we hang out Its Up To You - Ajay & The Montana Banana Bunch - Life Smarts At 40 (CD the GSA room during 7th period?
Wally: me. I dig ya Wally: are you sure? Blondie: Very sure. Super sure. More sure than Einstein was when he discovered the moon Wally: I know you said that on purpose to be funny, but honestly holding myself back from correcting it is gonna make me pop a blood vessel Blondie: Meet me in the basement after the bell rings if you want snacks and sweatshirts and kisses Wally: and cuddles? Blondie: Cuddles? In THIS economy? Raquel: Nah Kaldur: I am confused, why are we being rallied?
Are you going to execute us? Swords and nunchucks only. No shirts Conner: please dont im sensitive Kaldur: You can count me in as well! Kaldur: On the party, that is. Kaldur: I want no part in your weird shirtless man fighting. Wally: I would sooner die than miss out on your party Zatanna: i think dying would already make u miss out though?
Conner: its so perfect. Dick: Yeah Dick: Yeah definitely. Megan: Of course not! Dick: : Dick: More specifically Dick Van Dyke Dick: So you have to show up dressed as either a lookalike of yours truly, a giant car, or a lesbian Conner: sometimes i wish i knew how your brain worked Conner: then you say something like that and it makes me grateful that i dont know Dick: Thanks buddy.
Wally: are you made of copper and tellurium? Jaime: Yo fellas. What the heckening FUCK is that thing called?? Garfield: ah yes…. Steph: uhhhhhh is it a shovel Jaime: NO. Jaime: It goes with the fucking. The brush thing. Jaime: Escroba. That thing. Jaime: Only until I find out what That Thing is called. Bart: what thing?
Jaime: Fuck goshing recogedor!!!! Tim: I never understood that show, like are Shovel and Pail siblings? Are they friends? Jaime, can you give us more clues about your spoon-pail? Megan: Happy birthday!!!! Zatanna: only 1 year left until u can be the dancing queen!!!!! Roy: Happy birthday. Dickface: Thanks!!! And snacks. And alcohol-free daiquiris so please try not to be late okay.
Kaldur: Happy birthday!!!! Kaldur: Have you heard from Roy? Or maybe he dropped it in a gutter. Or it got stolen by a squirrel. He would never miss your birthday. Dick: Yeah. Raquel: My birthday present to Dick is the corpse of our flour child that I found in the garbage and dressed in a sailor costume, thoughts?
Conner: cheese Artemis: Cheese Kaldur: I got him some cheese. Raquel: Huh. Dick: Hey what time are you getting here? The party started like half an hour ago. Upset about Roy? I'm filled with an evil kind of joy every time a person comments something along the lines of "stop hurting Roy!!!! Christmas is turned inside-out, Tim acquires a sugar daddy, and Kaldur gets beaten up by Bob Ross. Zatanna: good news!!! Zatanna: the stars have never steered me wrong before Zatanna: remember the time it said i was going to have a good day and i did?
We should do something FUN for the holidays this year Conner: yeah like a candy cane eating contest Kaldur: Or going outside in the freezing cold wearing nothing but bathing suits until only one of us is left standing. Dick: I was thinking something more along the lines of we take Christmas and turn it inside out, but sure Zatanna: sounds fun! Dick: Excellent question! Does anyone have any ideas? Dick: : Bruce: That explains absolutely nothing. I have enough gray hairs as it is and if we get sued one more time I swear I'm sending you to military school.
I'm an insurance salesman but my teeth are straight and white. I go to work at State Farm I'm employee of the month and I'm also a customer service employee in case you couldn't tell and I wear a State Farm uniform.
I was wearing a headset so I could talk with customers. It was snowing and raining out the window so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lady accused me of seducing her husband who just wanted some insurance. I put up my middle finger at them. Ed: This relic snatched my wig so goddamn fast I swear it took some scalp with it. Nuff said Artemis: You literally grew up in a circus though?? I also suffer from nightmares about Bob Ross beating the devil out of me with a paintbrush.
My dowry is a bowl of corn flakes and a handful of dominoes with matching numbers on both sides Conner: thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. Or the principal. Or Mrs, Album). Goode Zatanna: worse Zatanna: u know that dumb kid eddie nygma? Horoscopes are hoaxes written by privileged people who are paid way too much and only pick the vaguest of fortunes in order to keep people thinking their coincidences are the result of some magical piece of paper Zatanna: maybe it was a typo Zatanna: maybe someone was supposed to throw brine at me Arty: Nope, I think your soulmate is Eddie Nygma and his Pokemon cards sorry Zee Zatanna: no!!!!
Conner: so uhhh Conner: roy is supposed to be coming home this weekend right? He has no option but to spend the winter break at home. He literally has his own place half a mile across the grounds what the fuck Kaldur: I think he is avoiding us. Megan: Why? Wally: yeah Ginger 2: Sorry, I have mono. Another time. Wally: what the hell is going on with you man? Wally: figures. Traci: Merry Pre-Christmas folks!!!!! Jaime: I am so confused right now. Traci: Are we missing something?
Artemis: Okay him too Megan: And my wife??? Emily Blunt??? Tim: who is that? Kaldur: Who is who? Dick: What do the American flag and I have in common? Bruce: It's Christmas Eve, you and your siblings are missing, and I hear fireworks. Dick: You got it! Artemis: Hey where did you run off to? Artemis: Wally? Artemis: You good? Baywatch: tripped over a seashell Baywatch: on the bright side, I got my burger back!
Baywatch: and now I also have a pretty seashell for in case you hate your christmas present, so 2 in 1!! Artemis: What did you get me? Baywatch: lipstick : Artemis Artemis: And a slutty, slutty new year. Barbara: Care to explain why a delivery man just showed up at my house at one in the morning to give me a partridge in a pear tree??
Wonder Boy: Happy Crimmus!!! Don't worry, Roy's life will get better soon I promise!! All of his friends will love him again and he'll get therapy and come to terms with all the change in his life, it's just gonna take him a while to get there.
My sisters and I left the house for the first time in days to take our dog Joi for a walk yesterday and she nearly got mauled by a pitbull. Don't worry she's fine!! I'm never walking her around this neighborhood ever again though lmao. It's Rough Buddy.
Conner: youre right! Zatanna: can i bring my piglet? Bart: happy new year gays!!!!!! Conner: my resolution is to prove once and for all to that squirrel who lives in my attic that i am a THreat and i will no longer be feeding it redbull-soaked cubes of tofu no matter how much it may growl at me and froth at the mouth Dick: …… Kaldur: My resolution is to spend less time on my phone this year.
No offense of course because I love you all, but I really need to cut down on screen time if I want to keep up my 4. Kaldur: Oh yeet?
Kaldur Durham has left the conversation. Artemis: The same resolution I make every year Pinkie……. I honestly have no response for this other than what the fuck. Oliver: Hey champ! Just checking up on you Oliver: You left kind of suddenly this morning so I wanted to make sure you got to the airport okay. Love ya! Megan: Hey Roy, are you there? Traci: Is this. Is this a joke? Bart: YES!!! They flirt but G. On assignment from Mort Meyers of Tantamount StudiosMaeby works at the stand during Spring Break to revise the script for The Young Man and the Beach where coeds laugh every time she says "bananas and nuts".
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